I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck
nothing is more amusing than people arguing over how to put together ikea furniture
my friend rachel, telling me why i need to own more dresses
2:00 - roommates leaves
2:01 - i’m in my pajamas
(I wish I could print this rebuttal and hand it to people when they are confused. Please read. -Heart <3)
A guy who says “not all men” actually provides a very good microcosm of patriarchy. …
Even Word knows what’s up with Beyoncé
Everything is Hannibal and everything hurts and everything is people.
|Jack:||Yes Dr. Lecter. I see how that makes perfect sense.|
|Will:||Hannibal is the Chesapeake Ripper.|
|Jack:||i dont understand.|
Why did the Winter Soldier ignore Captain America?
Because he’s really good at giving the cold shoulder.